District of Columbia · Reclamation Unit 76
Drain theSwamp
The swamp is up through the storm drains, and it is thickest on Capitol
Hill: one dome, six office buildings, and a standing seep no appropriation has ever
fixed. You have a tanker truck painted red, white and blue, a suction hose, and
L'Enfant's street grid. Drain the sector, haul the load to Blue Plains, repeat. The
muck will not cross the White House fence — which is where you go for an
executive order. Let the pressure hit 100% and the District belongs to the swamp.
W A S DDrive — or arrow keys
SpaceHold to run the suction hose
Blue PlainsPull into the bay and the tanker empties itself
White HousePull onto the grounds — executive order, double hose
$ barrelsEarmarks, sitting in the muck. Drive over them
Silver canA continuing resolution. Kick it down the road, three times
Paper stackAn omnibus. Heavy, and only pays on delivery
Red tapeDo not hit it
ShiftSiren horn (purely ceremonial)
PPause · M sound · R restart
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